There’s so much to live for…
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said ”stop! don’t do it!” ”Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, ”Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, ”Like what?”
I said, ”Well…are you religious or atheist?” He said, ”Religious.
” I said, ”Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
He said, ”Christian.”
I said, ”Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
He said, ”Protestant.” I said, ”Me too!
Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
He said, ”Baptist!”
I said, ”Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
He said, ”Baptist Church of God!” I said, ”Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”
He said, ”Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
I said, ”Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said, ”Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said, ”Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.
Har den inte något att säga oss…?
Henrik