I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the
 edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said ”stop! don’t do it!”
”Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
I said, ”Well, there’s so much to live for!”
He said, ”Like what?”

 

I said, ”Well…are you religious or atheist?”
He said, ”Religious.

”
I said, ”Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

He said, ”Christian.”

I said, ”Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

He said, ”Protestant.”
I said, ”Me too!

Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

He said, ”Baptist!”

I said, ”Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of
the Lord?”

He said, ”Baptist Church of God!”
I said, ”Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

He said, ”Reformed Baptist Church of God!”

I said, ”Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 
1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”

He said, ”Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”

I said, ”Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.

 

Har den inte något att säga oss…?

 

Henrik